Well its that time of year again, when a loosely defined group of countries come together to display horrors of songwriting through the medium of sequin-clad, no-talent ass-clowns performing the impressive, if immoral, feat of screeching around a vague rythm whilst heartily sucking satans cock.
Having just sat through the first round to indulge myself fully in an evening of hatred, we here at Adrenochrome music bring you a real music contest, where the results aren’t based on cultural racism but by the quality of the Riffs!
‘At last!’ you cry!
So, below is the list, in roman order, of (possibly) the most popular song by (possibly) the most popular ‘metal’ artist from each country through the first semi final, rigourously selected through superficial and careless research performed via metalunderground.com and pratting about on youtube.
Albania: MORFINA, ‘Krateri‘
Rare Albanian epic metal riffage
Cyprus: WINTER’S VERGE, ‘Paper is Blank‘
Epic power metal riffage
Denmark: CROCELL, ‘The Chosen‘
Face melting melodic death riffage
Greece: ROTTING CHRIST, ‘ΔΑΙΜΟΝΩΝ ΒΡΩΣΗΣ’ (‘Demonon Vrosis‘)
Excellently named black metal riffage
Hungary: SLYTRACT, ‘Recognize‘
Melodic technical death riffage
Iceland: DARKNOTE, ‘Bring Down the Skies‘
Hard hitting LOG style galloping riffage
Ireland: WEEPING ULCER, ‘Fear‘
Fetid, shit-all-over-jedward riffage
Moldova: NEUROMIST, ‘Cortex Tectonics‘
Progressive death metal with gret lashings of jazzy riffage
Romania: LOUDRAGE, ‘Fear Me‘
Groovy, unashamedly head banging riffage
Russia: SUNLESS RISE, ‘Nothing to Save‘
Extraterrestrial melodic power riffage
Note: Pick 3!